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You Say Soccer, I Say Football
Continue to the storyA lot of Americans mistake "football" for the traditional fall/winter sport which captivates millions of us where we sit in front of the TV with our Budweisers and Cheetos watching hour upon hour of weekend and Monday night football. Where a "pigskin" ball is tossed and kicked up and down a 100 yard field. Oversized fat men in tight fitting uniforms tackle, push, and short of biting, go after their opponent just to make a touchdown. Score some points...