<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss" version="2.0">
<channel>
<title>NewsCloud.com Biden News</title>
<description><![CDATA[Top stories and videos from NewsCloud Biden]]></description>
<link>http://www.newscloud.com/section/biden</link>
<lastBuildDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:18:09 +0100</lastBuildDate>
<generator>FeedCreator 1.7.2</generator>
<atom:link xmlns:atom="http://purl.org/atom/ns#" title="NewsCloud.com Biden News" rel="self" href="http://www.newscloud.com/rss/section/biden/" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en-us</language>
<item>
<title>Fineman: Biden the clear frontrunner for Veep</title>
<link>http://www.newscloud.com/read/Fineman_Biden_the_clear_frontrunner_for_Veep</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I'm not so sure. I think Biden is sleight of hand away from the final pick. I just can't see Obama picking an older male Northeastern Congressional insider.</p>]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Joe Biden Is Totally Going To Be Veep Nominee</title>
<link>http://www.newscloud.com/read/Joe_Biden_Is_Totally_Going_To_Be_Veep_Nominee</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/samtheeagle1.jpg" alt="Let the eagle soar!" title="Let the eagle soar!" class="left" />Let&amp;#8217;s review the list of people who will <i>not</i> be Barack Obama&amp;#8217;s running mate: Hillary Clinton, because she would poison him; Jack Reed, because he isn&amp;#8217;t interested; Tim Kaine, because of the <a href="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/cross_tabs/2008/07/is_obama_vetting_tim_kaines_ey.html">eyebrows;</a> and Joan Allen, because of her <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Talking-Back-Presidents-Dictators-Scoundrels/dp/0143038737/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1219073153&amp;sr=8-1">rumored college sex orgy.</a> Now there is only one human left on the planet who meets Barack Obama&amp;#8217;s stringent requirements of gravitas, foreign policy chops, and hair plugs&amp;#8230;<span></span></p>
<p>It&amp;#8217;s Joe Biden!</p>
<p>Biden has been in office for 400 zillion years serving the <a href="http://faculty.msb.edu/murphydd/CRIC/Readings/Delaware-TNR02.htm">pirate state of Delaware.</a> He ran fairly convincingly for president once before he was felled by a <a href="http://nutsandbolts.washcoll.edu/plagiarism.html">plagiarism scandal</a> that people would probably just yawn at today and be like, &amp;#8220;Get back to us when you have a half dozen illegitimate children, a couple felony convictions, and an underage boyfriend in Cuba.&amp;#8221; Yes, his hairline has grown <a href="http://www.regrowhair.com/hair-transplant-surgery/hair-transplant-like-senator-joe-biden/">suspiciously more lush with age,</a> and yes, he does have a tendency to run on sometimes, but he also has a decent sense of humor and seems like an OK dude. </p>
<p>We mention this because when Barack Obama sends you a <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/08/11/2008-08-11_omg_barack_obamas_vp_choice_to_be_textme.html">sexy text message</a> this week saying, &amp;#8220;I LOLZ JOE BIDEN,&amp;#8221; you will not be so shocked.</p>
<p><a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/08/18/biden-vp-buzz-on-the-rise/">Obama VP buzz squarely on Biden</a> [Political Ticker]</p>]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>The Also-Rans: Joe Biden | Politicususa</title>
<link>http://www.newscloud.com/read/The_AlsoRans_Joe_Biden_Politicususa</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Well, we are now down to three. Three candidates who have a chance at being President come this November. One Republican and two Democrats. History will be made regardless of who wins. We will see the first black President, the first female to be elected to the Oval Office or the oldest Commander-in-Chief. However, even though we are now just down to three viable contenders for the crown, it was just a few months ago when the field was completely overcrowded for both parties.</p>]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Democratic presidential candidates debate where to wage war next</title>
<link>http://www.newscloud.com/read/Democratic_presidential_candidates_debate_where_to_wage_war_next</link>
<description><![CDATA[In the first debate between candidates for the Democratic Party


s 2008 presidential nomination, the leading contenders made clear that whatever their differences with the Bush administration


s handling of the war in Iraq, they are all committed to maintaining the US occupation of the oil-rich country and that, if elected president, they would not hesitate to use US military power anywhere in the world to defend the geo-political interests of American imperialism.]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Loose Lips Sink . . .</title>
<link>http://www.newscloud.com/read/Loose_Lips_Sink___</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sen. Biden has always had a propensity for foot-in-mouth disease and the reviews for Biden's first crack at Samuel Alito, the humorless Supreme Court nominee, were characteristically murderous.]]></description>
</item>
</channel>
</rss>
