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- Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
  Posted by Jeff from Feeds.theonion
  Nice! The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.
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- First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday
  Posted by Jeff from Feeds.theonion
  As controversy swirls around thoroughbred Ship's Captain, the horse's trainer says people should focus on the horse's abilities, not its sexuality.
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- Diebold Leaks 2008 Election Results
  Posted by Jeff from Slashdot
  With all the scrutiny that Diebold has received in past few years you'd think that they would be more careful but apparently due to a malfunction in some machines, they have leaked the results to the 2008 presidential race early. Hopefully this will be the nail in Diebold's coffin. Surely we have another company in this country that can run a sham election better.
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- Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'
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  "I'm pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq," Bush announced Monday morning. "We'll just go through Iran."
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- 'The Onion' Produces Special Iraq Issue
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  The top hed reads: "Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran.'"
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- White House Celebrates Fifth Straight Year Without Oral Sex
  Posted by Jeff from Bittenandbound
  The Onion's Top 10 stories of 2005 warrants one more look.
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- The Onion's Top Stories of 2005
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  Funny!
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